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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted &
the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to
try & throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup & she
is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground again & again. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when...just in time...
......the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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